Call out the troops!
Fire up the helicopter!
Help me, Rhonda!
My pink dry erase marker is MIA at work (aka "The Office"). I suspect foul play.
Now, professionalism is my forteAnd efficiency is my BFF
But office supplies,
Office supplies are my heart and soul!
This is WAR!
Desk raids will ensue
Operation I want my marker back…….
It’s on, oh it’s on like donkey kong
You might have noticed I have a minor issue with loyalty to inanimate objects, which leads to their imminent personification. It’s easier than a pet and cheaper than a therapist. You should try it, but start with food or dishes they’re pretty faithful, steer clear of toiletries they’re rather fickle.